// Mike Johnston //
Beluga whales are the cutest aquatic creatures. They are sweet, squishy, shy, and pacifistic. They always look like they're smiling. I got to meet some at SeaWorld once, including a BABY (omg), and although I have negative feelings about SeaWorld as an institution, it was a delightful experience. (I have yet to watch Blackfish because everyone says it's heartrending. But still.) Beluga whales are my favorite non-pet animal. (Rabbits are my favoritest favorite animal.)
If beluga whales wore clothes, they would wear silly T-shirts and snap-back baseball caps.
// Donny Nguyen //
// Jonathan Woodward //