Sunday, March 16, 2014
Today I spent about a year in the shower, because I shaved my legs for the first time since 2012. (Seriously.) I felt like a bear coming out of hibernation, or like my rabbit Doof when he sheds his winter coat and looks hilariously tufty:
Although I'm not tufty. I aimed for "smooth" instead. Goodbye, extra fur! Hello cocoa butter!
Muddy mermaid eyes; the Saint Patrick's Day angle didn't occur to me until after I went out.