Monday, March 10, 2014
Lip Skip & Lemon
This is a first (for me): crisp coat of lipstick on my upper lip, and a thick layer of gloss on my lower lip. Surprisingly, there hasn't been any smearing yet, but I think that will change as soon as I eat something. I don't mind because makeup's ephemerality is part of the fun.
The downside is that it looks kinda weird from farther away:
Where's my lower lip?! Have I suddenly acquired an extra inch of chin? Hmm, how much can you charge for extra chin on the black market? Do I even need to sell extra chin on the black market, or can I just post an ad on Craigslist? Questions that require answers.