Friday, February 28, 2014
In an ideal world, I would be wearing something terribly elegant and simple, along the lines of this dress:
Reality is a much more unfortunate realm: I could never pull off that look. Give me a cardigan or something, so I can feel cozy. To be fair, I don't think it works for the model either, but that's not her fault. High fashion styling is mysteriously awful. Who decided that 100% of models should be instructed to appear miserable? I hate them. Let's get some lowbrow marketing up in this runway. (That would include DIVERSITY, like goddam.)
It wouldn't make much sense for me to be lounging around in a designer gown. What I did today was work on my computer and continue re-watching the first season of Gossip Girl. Not exactly an occasion to dress up for.